Chemistry
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An elephant shortly after generating a squizeable quantity of scroglium.

Scroglium is a radioactive element with the atomic number √2. It is synthesised when an elephant scratches its balls too hard. It is most commonly used to make public toilet cleaning products smell awful. Direct contact with the element has caused people to experience what they describe as an urge to "jork it".

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